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To Raise the Cup of Stanley, To Drink the Sweet Nectar of Victory At Long Last

(This was an email reply to my dad but it also works well as an essay on my odd relationship with hockey. #ALLCAPS #WEGOTTHECUP) Hockey… the sport of kings. Or at least, the sport of those with winter bound hides … Continue reading

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It Was Fifty Years Ago Today…

…Dr. Satan told the band to slay They’ve walked down the Green Mile Still sharp as a crocodile’s smile So may I introduce to the world A band you’ve known for years Seabass and His Clan of Merry Misfits! The … Continue reading

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For Metal Fans Only

O Father Befouled, Hearken to the Witchcryer Chanting the grim Incantation of the Nihilist, Who has Unleashed trve Mayhem And Pestilence upon the outcast dead Who would seek to Dismember those once Entombed. Slayer of the Haunted, Be not Illdisposed … Continue reading

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The Comic Shop Conundrum

As I browsed the latest and greatest news articles that the mysterious Google algorithms had deduced were what I wanted to see, I ran across this story on Gizmodo. I’m not going to quibble with the author, a Mr. Charles … Continue reading

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Black Sabbath – The Eponymous First Album – Review

This came out 48 years ago today and in honor of this momentous occasion, I’ve resurrected a review I wrote way back in the early days of the 21st century. “The cataract of darkness form fully, the long black night … Continue reading

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CARNIVOROUS HUNTING BICYCLE HIDES IN PLAIN SIGHT

January 28, 2018 (VA) Local shoppers at Potomac Mills were shocked when a dangerous carnivorous bicycle was discovered hiding in plain sight behind the Bahama Breeze. Thomas Parnam (27) of Lorton was cutting behind the restaurant from the AMC 18 … Continue reading

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Review: The Nutley Brass: The Misfits Meet the Nutley Brass at the Fiend Club Lounge

(This is a review I penned for Deadtide.com back in 2005. I was looking for something else, and found this, and wanted to give it some new life.) Crawling through gutter muck in the deep purple predawn isn’t my normal … Continue reading

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